brown underpants

by

dinah ruth gardner

 

 

 

 

 

Brown underpants lay in the darkest corner of the drawer. A patient and sharp-eyed observer would have noticed a quivering of the waist elastic, a shivering of the tank panels and the merest whiffle of the seams. And with a curiosity peaked only by those personalities of the very very mad, such an observer would have noticed small marks on the back of the musty drawer – single strokes that seemed to mark off days- such as a prisoner might make in a cell waiting his or her death or perhaps Sunday recreation period. Brown underpants was in no prison ... he was home and safe in his drawer but he was counting down the days to something special. The day when he would sail over the heads of the stuck-up silk boxer shorts, the cool cotton briefs in pastel colours and the leather jock-strap who was oh so annoyingly camp… (grrr…. whoofled brown underpants whenever his polyester seams where anywhere close to the leather and rubber trappings of old jockey boy). Brown underpants was waiting for….